WOODY ALLEN, SUSTITUYENDO A JOHNNY CARSON (1971)

Muy interesante. Woody entrevista a Bob Hope, uno de sus ídolos.

Parte I


Parte II


Parte III Y V


Parte IV

WENDY SULCA: LA TETITA

Siguiendo con el apasionante tema "Glandulas mamarias femeninas", que ya comenzáramos con Loudon Wainwright III hace unos días, seguimos con este "jit" de Wendy Sulca, "La tetita". Gracias al gran E.B. por su aportación:



P.D. Molan sus accesos de puritanismo: "Dónde están los hombres/ (de 18 pa 'rriba)/ que también les gusta"

EL RAP DE "COMMUNITY" (NBC)

RUFUS ES FAN DE LA TETA

Rufus is a tit man
Suckin' on his mamma's gland
Suckin' on the nipple
It's a sweeter than the ripple wine.
Yes its sweeter than the wine.
You can tell by the way the boy burps
that it's gotta taste fine.

Marco Polo craved the spice and silk
And Rufus craves the mamma's milk
No moo-cow no billy-goat
Is gonna get the baby's vote.
Come on mamma,
Come on and open up your shirt
Yeah you've got the goods mamma
Give the little boy a squirt.

For my lungs and my liver
I do definitely fear.
I like to suck on cigarettes
And drink the wine and beer.
The doctor says I'm oral
Blblblbllla-a-a-a-a-.
And I believe it's true.
Ah son you look so satisfied
I envy you.

So put Rufus on the left one
And put me right on the right
And like Romulus and Remus
We'll suck all night.
Come on mamma
Come on and lactate awhile.
Yeah look down on us mamma
And flash us a Madonna smile.

EL AGUJERO EQUIVOCADO

Con Scott Baio!!!!!

Very special thanks to D. José Colubi for the marranada.

WILL FERRELL & CONAN O'BRIEN & BECK & MAX WEINBERG &... - FREEBIRD + JAM

Peazo de actuación al final del último show de Conan O'Brian como presentador del "Tonight show". Will Ferrell, Beck, Max Weinberg... tocando "Freebird" de Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Lo cojonudo es que antes un fan de Lynyrd Skynyrd tcoó "Long may you run".

TODOS LOS "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" DE "THE OFFICE"!!!

Increible aportación de Michael Scott a la cultura popular...

CAMPAÑA "Q.C.H.P.M" (¿QUIÉN SE VIENE CONMIGO A HOSTIAR A PAT METHENY?)

Nuestro grupo se llamará "The Violent Mandelas" y daremos lo suyo a Metheny por brasas.

http://www.teatrocircoprice.es/web/espectaculo.php?esp=36

We need you.

P.D. Ya le vale, joder, con la guitarrita...

ELVIS COSTELLO YE DIOS (Y PUNTO)

De su programa "Spectacle" (2008-?):

Elvis Costello - I Don't Want To Go To Chelsea


Elvis Costello & The Police - Walking On The Moon


Elvis Costello & Nick Lowe & Sheryl Crow & Levon Helm & Alain Toussaint - The Weight


Elvis Costello & Jakob Dylan - On Up The Mountain


Elvis Costello - I Threw It All Away

Por dylanianas

Elvis Costello & Ron Sexsmith - Everyday I Write The Book


Elvis Costello & Bill Frisel - If I Only Had A Brain


Elvis Costello - Town Cryer


Elvis Costello - So Like Candy

Qué temazo de "Spike"

Elvis Costello - New Paint

Controladme a Loudon Wainwright III, cabrones

Elvis Costello & Rufus Wainwright & Kate McGarrigle - Willie Moore (trad.)


Elvis Costello - Brilliant Mistake


Elvis Costello & James Burton - Mistery Train


Elvis Costello & Jenny Lewis - Carpetbaggers


Elvis Costello & Norah Jones & Kris Kristofferson & Roseanne Cash & John Mellencamp - Me & Bobby McGee


Elvis Costello & Alain Toussaint - A Certain Girl

Dios, cómo mola esta puta canción

Elvis Costello - Femme Fatale


Elvis Costello - Cold, Cold Heart

Hank Williams vive...

Elvis Costello & Norah Jones & Kris Kristofferson - How Many Times Have You Broken My Heart

Repito: Hank Williams vive

Elvis Costello & Norah Jones & Kris Kristofferson - Big River


Elvis Costello & Lou Reed - Perfect Day


Elvis Costello & Roseanne Cash & Kris Kristofferson - "April 5th"


Elvis Costello & James Taylor - Crying In The Rain

Versionaza de los Everly

Elvis Costello & Ron Sexsmith & Sheryl Crow - Ring Them Bells


Elvis Costello - Presenta a U2 machacando "Misterious Ways"


Elvis Costello & Bono & The Edge - Pump It Up + Get On Your Boots + Subterranean Homesick Blues


Elvis Costello - All This Useless Beauty


Elvis Costello mira a Ron Sexsmith tocar la increíble "Secret Heart"


Elvis Costello & Herbie Hancock - Edith And The King

Joni Mitchell forever

Elvis Costello & Diana Krall & Elton John - Makin Whopee

Clasicazo

Elvis Costello & Smokey Robinson - You Really Got A Hold On Me


Elvis Costello - Almost Blue


Neko Case - Don't Forget Me

Es que, casi tanto como Costello, me gusta Harry Nilsson

Elvis Costello & Nick Lowe & Levon Helm & Allen Toussaint - Tennesse Jed


Elvis Costello & Jakob Dylan & Zoey Deschanel & Jenny Lewis - "What's So Funny About Peace, Love & Understanding"

CAMPAÑA POR UNA PRENSA DEPORTIVA SERIA

¡¡ESTAMOS HARTOS DE LOS MANOLOS, RONCERO, JULIO INSA, ROBERTO GÓMEZ, CRAIOVEANU, MANOLETE O PIPI!!!

Queremos una prensa deportiva seria, como ésta:



P.D. Añadid en comentarios quién os toca los cojones especialmente y lo pondré en el post.

PELEA DE BATES CON WILL FERRELL

Supongo que lo habreis visto pero... un clásico...

BAT FIGHT with Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell

Letra:
Hot dusty day
nothing’s going down
wanna get out of this sleepy old town
somethin’s in the air
you’re feeling uptight
it’s the right mood
for a bat fight

bat fight
it’s anyone’s game
bat fight
a test of will
bat fight
who’s gonna win
bat fight
you never know who

looking for a sign of weakness
totally even, anyone could win
athletic prowess
let’s begin

bat fight
a gentleman’s game
bat fight
you know the name

it’s a
bat fight
tensions are high
bat fight
eye for eye

bat fight
feeling so good
bat fight
two men connecting with their wood

circling and circling and circling and circling
circling you circle then you circle some more
you circle keep on circling and circling and circling
circling and circling
checking out your opponent

bat fight
taking a chance
bat fight
a game of skill
bat fight
it’s easy to do
bat fight
it’s done around the world

generally good natured
you’ll have a good time
only rare occasions does it get out of hand

bat fight
a game of honor and diplomacy
it’s a bat fight
come on down an’ see
bat fight all the chil’ren in the world
holding hands and hands